Sunday, December 8, 2013

just a few regular things i see in my future





I head to college

My friends do cooler things

Mom quits cross-fit

I write in cursive for the rest of my life
 
My blogs are read by the government and I’m put into house arrest

Nobody retweets me

I smell bad

But I’ve got 2 billion dollars and only half of of them are stolen from sky,000,000,000

I date Paul Varjak








Just, Hazel





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6 comments:

  1. Dasha TrakhimetsDecember 8, 2013 at 9:33 PM

    "But I’ve got 2 billion dollars and only half of of them are stolen from sky,000,000,000" haha now that's creative :)

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  2. Sky TrillionDecember 8, 2013 at 10:00 PM

    Daaaaaaaah love IT.
    And then
    "I date Paul Varjak"
    But really though.

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  3. Gabi IsraelsenDecember 8, 2013 at 10:01 PM

    haha the last line

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  4. Insolence is BlissDecember 8, 2013 at 10:15 PM

    "My blogs are read by the government and I’m put into house arrest"

    Didn't consider this before but now I fear for my blog.

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  5. kyDecember 9, 2013 at 1:29 PM

    This is amazing. And I love it a lot.

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  6. Peter MckellerJanuary 23, 2014 at 11:02 AM

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